Enlightenment can wait—breakfast can't. This tee features a daring skeleton cracking open the Ark of the Covenant, not for divine secrets... but for a holy bowl of cornflakes and a steaming mug of coffee.
Because before transcendence comes caffeine. And maybe a little cereal. Printed on ultra-soft, premium cotton, this shirt is for those who chase cosmic truth—but only after that first sacred sip.
☕ From Blue Label Coffee Company
🔥 Fuel for the brave. Coffee for the bold.