Gravy Seal – Kiss-Cut Sticker
Locked. Loaded. Drenched in sauce.
Meet the one-man unit who never skips a meal or a mission: the Gravy Seal. This kiss-cut sticker features an over-the-top, overly obese American soldier, bursting out of his fatigues and ready to defend the homeland—one deep-fried bite at a time. With tactical gear strapped over belly rolls and a fierce scowl under his helmet, Gravy Seal is equal parts freedom, firepower, and fast food.
Perfect for your laptop, cooler, range gear, water bottle, or MRE stash, this sticker is printed on durable, weather-resistant vinyl with a matte finish and clean kiss-cut edge for easy peel-and-stick deployment.
🍗 Tactical Hunger, Strategic Thickness
💥 Funny, Bold, and Unapologetically American
🎯 High-Quality Vinyl – Built to Stick and Take a Beating
Gravy Seal—defending liberty with extra sides.
No salad. No surrender.
